The Banquet Thief

Hello Perfects!

 Earlier this year (or late last year, whatever, I don’t really subscribe to the idea of “time”), I acted in a play that my friend Brian Elerding edited and directed for his theater company, the California Shakespeare Ensemble. It took a look at the arcs of three of Shakespeare’s more ambiguous (Tybalt, Shylock [who I played], and the Macbeths) with the aim of questioning what villainy is, what makes a villain, etc. It was a hell of a lot of fun to do and people enjoyed it and there are some super awesome swordfights. I’m very, very proud of the work that was done and look forward to doing it again. Anyhow, the deal is, we are looking to take it to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland later in the year, followed by a run in LA. Being but poor, charming actors, we are asking for donations. I’d sure appreciate it if you’d take a moment to look at the Indiegogo campaign and donate if you can. And if not, reposting would be awesome too. Thanks so much you beautiful featherbeasts!

popculturebrain:

And the plot is quite meta.

In Goosebumps, upset about moving from a big city to a small town, teenager Zach Cooper (Dylan Minnette) finds a silver lining when he meets the beautiful girl, Hannah (Odeya Rush), living right next door. But every silver lining has a cloud, and Zach’s comes when he learns that Hannah has a mysterious dad who is revealed to be R. L. Stine (Jack Black), the author of the bestselling Goosebumps series. It turns out that there is a reason why Stine is so strange… he is a prisoner of his own imagination – the monsters that his books made famous are real, and Stine protects his readers by keeping them locked up in their books. When Zach unintentionally unleashes the monsters from their manuscripts and they begin to terrorize the town, it’s suddenly up to Stine, Zach, and Hannah to get all of them back in the books where they belong.

UM!?!?!

edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

that lady hahahaha

ooooookay “fat” ppl. call me when ur pit stains dont come out in the wash


That night I unloaded every bit of misanthropic bile in my body, and people cheered! St. Vincent performing Big Black @ Bowery BallroomPhotographed by Alexander Stein


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That night I unloaded every bit of misanthropic bile in my body, and people cheered!

St. Vincent performing Big Black @ Bowery Ballroom
Photographed by Alexander Stein

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sea-change:

re: replacing dudes with born to run-era bruce springsteen.  i mean, come on, are you gonna try and tell me you wouldn’t?

SIGN ME UP

i’ve seen this episode like 4 times and this joke NEVER gets old, does it kaylimia???

oddmoments:

I painted a giant OK to soothe the big big feelings in my tiny body.

Lindsay Watson is one of my favorite people on the whole planet of the internet and earth.

oddmoments:

I painted a giant OK to soothe the big big feelings in my tiny body.

Lindsay Watson is one of my favorite people on the whole planet of the internet and earth.

lolsomeone-actually:

kanasayu:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

WHAT THE FUCK

Wut

HAHAHAHAHAHA

myshoesuntied:

I told my friend Anne Marie that I could come up with a list of 36 poems everyone should read to rival Buzzfeed’s list, which was great, but I felt was missing a few important names. 36 names to be exact. Here are 36 heart-polishing poems. 36 atmosphere-shattering poems. 36 poems I love by 36…

DALTON. MY HEART.